Here is an IM from my friend RC when I had computer problems and didn't recieve his messages...
P.S. if you use this IM for your song lyrics... I get half!
eightiesbangs (1:05:07 PM): YOu
eightiesbangs (1:09:31 PM): hmmm... you must hate
eightiesbangs (1:09:35 PM): ME!!!!!!
eightiesbangs (1:09:59 PM): You think I'm ugly and smell like puke
eightiesbangs (1:11:57 PM): you think I have worm eyes hawk fingers
eightiesbangs (1:14:29 PM): and you don't like gays
eightiesbangs (1:14:50 PM): you think they're crusted in AIDS rotten berry jam
eightiesbangs (1:30:02 PM): Or maybe you got in a fight last night and lost all your fingers
eightiesbangs (1:31:07 PM): Now I can say things like "Don't point your finger at me... Ohhhhh"
eightiesbangs (1:37:38 PM): Maybe someones holding up your store!!!
eightiesbangs (1:38:01 PM): If thats the case, and you're tied up, try to type HELP with your nose
eightiesbangs (1:38:26 PM): but be sure it's all in caps, or else I'll think it's a false clain
eightiesbangs (1:46:22 PM): Are you making Ramen?
eightiesbangs (1:50:54 PM): Brewing pumpkin beer?
eightiesbangs (1:53:34 PM): Writing down on paper, over and over again, Nicolette Bower?
eightiesbangs (1:53:56 PM): Skinning carrots?
eightiesbangs (1:54:23 PM): Tantric poses with the office girls?
eightiesbangs (1:55:02 PM): Dreaming about dragon worlds?
eightiesbangs (1:59:13 PM): Translating Spanish sign language for your new deaf Mexican friend?
eightiesbangs (2:08:31 PM): Talking to Jesus?
eightiesbangs (2:17:07 PM): Making your famous tuna balls?
eightiesbangs (2:18:22 PM): Luring little girls in with kittens, so you can kidnap them and raise them as boys?
eightiesbangs (2:24:12 PM): Spitting?
eightiesbangs (2:24:24 PM): Biting off more than you can chew?
eightiesbangs (2:26:29 PM): Signing a petition to enact mens names for hurricanes too?
eightiesbangs (3:06:34 PM): http://eightiesbangs.blogspot.com/
eightiesbangs (5:05:17 PM): WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME?
eightiesbangs (5:06:22 PM): The perils of evil from which you won't emerge have blackened your heart to a crumbled charcoal wisp
eightiesbangs (5:06:30 PM): and I mean that
eightiesbangs (5:11:52 PM): hump
eightiesbangs (5:11:56 PM): boo
eightiesbangs (5:12:03 PM): creepy
