Wednesday, July 23, 2008

IM from RC

Here is an IM from my friend RC when I had computer problems and didn't recieve his messages...
P.S. if you use this IM for your song lyrics... I get half!

eightiesbangs (1:05:07 PM): YOu
eightiesbangs (1:09:31 PM): hmmm... you must hate
eightiesbangs (1:09:35 PM): ME!!!!!!
eightiesbangs (1:09:59 PM): You think I'm ugly and smell like puke
eightiesbangs (1:11:57 PM): you think I have worm eyes hawk fingers
eightiesbangs (1:14:29 PM): and you don't like gays
eightiesbangs (1:14:50 PM): you think they're crusted in AIDS rotten berry jam
eightiesbangs (1:30:02 PM): Or maybe you got in a fight last night and lost all your fingers
eightiesbangs (1:31:07 PM): Now I can say things like "Don't point your finger at me... Ohhhhh"
eightiesbangs (1:37:38 PM): Maybe someones holding up your store!!!
eightiesbangs (1:38:01 PM): If thats the case, and you're tied up, try to type HELP with your nose
eightiesbangs (1:38:26 PM): but be sure it's all in caps, or else I'll think it's a false clain
eightiesbangs (1:46:22 PM): Are you making Ramen?
eightiesbangs (1:50:54 PM): Brewing pumpkin beer?
eightiesbangs (1:53:34 PM): Writing down on paper, over and over again, Nicolette Bower?
eightiesbangs (1:53:56 PM): Skinning carrots?
eightiesbangs (1:54:23 PM): Tantric poses with the office girls?
eightiesbangs (1:55:02 PM): Dreaming about dragon worlds?
eightiesbangs (1:59:13 PM): Translating Spanish sign language for your new deaf Mexican friend?
eightiesbangs (2:08:31 PM): Talking to Jesus?
eightiesbangs (2:17:07 PM): Making your famous tuna balls?
eightiesbangs (2:18:22 PM): Luring little girls in with kittens, so you can kidnap them and raise them as boys?
eightiesbangs (2:24:12 PM): Spitting?
eightiesbangs (2:24:24 PM): Biting off more than you can chew?
eightiesbangs (2:26:29 PM): Signing a petition to enact mens names for hurricanes too?
eightiesbangs (3:06:34 PM):
eightiesbangs (5:05:17 PM): WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME?
eightiesbangs (5:06:22 PM): The perils of evil from which you won't emerge have blackened your heart to a crumbled charcoal wisp
eightiesbangs (5:06:30 PM): and I mean that
eightiesbangs (5:11:52 PM): hump
eightiesbangs (5:11:56 PM): boo
eightiesbangs (5:12:03 PM): creepy

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Favorite Place To Be....

Of all the places a person can be... my favorite place is...on the list.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Macaroni and Cheese Graveyard...

This is where Macaroni and Cheese comes to die...



This is what an actual "pothead" looks like...


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Lovely Horoscope...

I think this is just the loveliest horoscope I have ever gotten...

"It is going to be an easy day for you, full of easy conversations and simple tasks."

just lovely...

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

DEElicious... :)

Have you ever eaten this? cuz it's delicious... especially if you are a salt person...
I eat it all the time. Just a little snack secret...

Monday, July 7, 2008

Fourth of July....

Thank you Universe for my fantastic friends and yet another glorious day of my life... you are too good to me...


Friday, July 4, 2008

Same Same...?

One of my favorite things in the world doesn't have a name... it's when you hear a word and see the object itself at the same time... for instance you're in your car jammin out to Ace of Base "I Saw the Sign"... when as soon as she says the word "sign" you happen to look up and see a sign! or... you're jamming out to Dean Martin's "Thats Amore" and right when he says the word "moon" you happen to turn a corner and there it is... the moon...! it makes me feel like everything is perfect even just for an instant... but the crazy thing is... it doesn't have a name... deja vu gets a name why not this? I think it should be called "same same"... ?I don't know... do you have a better idea?...

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Comforting Thought...

EVERYONE has problems...

New Movies By My Little Brother...

My Brother's latest creations... Enjoy!

Telephone Dial Tone...

My bass guitar teacher taught me last night that every dial tone in every phone is the key of A and the key of F together.... then proceeded to teach me how to tune my bass to any telephone... I was so excited to tell my bandmates this fun and useful fact when Rc burst my bubble with .... "but you don't have a land line".....
Thanks, Rc...

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Crazy Tim...

The Movies are an extremely awesome local Silverlake band... The lead singer, Tim... is "kinda crazy" (that would be a direct quote from everyone that has ever met him).
Last night at the rock show he kicked off his shoes and emptied his pockets on the stage...


The keys, wallet, phone, and gum wrapper make sense... but is that a Jenga piece next to the lighter? and if so, why is Time carrying random jenga pieces in his pockets to the rock show??? crazy Tim....