Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Meat Loaf...

Meat loaf... it's kinda like that guy you don't really like but keeps telling you you're pretty...

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Bowling Ball Garden...

I would like to thank the Universe for this Bowling Ball garden I stumbled upon...

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Worst Short Film Ever...

Matthew and I went to the 4100 and shot this horrible film on the fly. If you look very hard you can see Kieffer Sutherland in the background.
Enjoy the suprise ending...

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Friday, May 16, 2008

Specials...

hmmmm... I wonder if this place has any specials?...


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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Sunset Chardonnay Honerable Mention...

After the "Sunset Chardonnay" I also woke up to this free association in my typewriter... it lacked spaces...

"softcouchinanevergreenforestofliteraturewithadeadbearatmyfeet
wishingrockandrolldatingworked.buthappythatitexsistswiththetower
ofjengatettoringinthebreezepleasechangethemusicvoteronpaul
pleasemakeoutwith20morepeoplebutdontbewithoutgumorlollipops
imtypingshitphrasesthatseemsomuchmorecoolsinceitisonthis
typewriter alwaysremembertobecoolistobedyinghappy_
thatsoundsstupid. handsandfingersaremyfavoritethings
evenwhenyoucantseethem.ifyouarecomfortablesmallmoviesarefun.
beingforcedagainstthewallduringanunwantedconversationisntfun
butgreattoreflectonlater.thepast
alwaysseemssimplerthanitreallywas.somakesurethatwhenpeople
rememberyoutheyremembertoomuchtosumup.
brighteyesmakesmefeeldeep asapuddleintheroad.
fuckthisnothingenoughofthis :)6_**-nate

Monday, May 12, 2008

Sunset Chardonnay...

Had people over for a "Sunset Chardonnay" on Saturday. Thought this would be a nice grown up party... we would have an elegant glass of Chardonnay on the patio as the sun goes down...maybe talk tannins and current events... nibble on cheese... retire early...

Well.....after the guests left at 4am, I woke up to this pation table...

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I don't know about you, but I don't even see any Chardonnay... but I do see binoculars, a wine glass rimmed in mayonaise, and at least 7 empty espressos.

Oh where the night took us.... Neil Diamond sing-a-longs... Jenga towers with String Cheese... rounds of "Row Row Row your Boat"... drawings of burn victims reuniting with their interracial family...dancing at the Akbar... and then there were the casulaties... such as a sprained ankle.

Good times everyone!

Friday, May 9, 2008

My Little Brother Continued...

My little brother did this video for his spanish class with his green screen. Amazing... how he came up with the idea... and amazing that my Grandma is on the computer. Never thought I would see the day...

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Designer Clowns...

Next time you throw a birthday party or special event... consider getting a clown... but not your average everyday clown... call your local clown provider and ask for one of these designer clowns...

Allergic To Cats The Clown (shove a cat in his face and watch him get all itchy and puffy!)

Bloody Nose The Clown (great for a Halloween party!)

Firm Handshake The Clown (he'll greet your guests with a very firm handshake)

Uncomfortably Large Bulge in His Pants The Clown (adult parties only)

Looks Just Like Everyone Else The Clown (your guests will have a fun time trying to find out which person is the clown... "Hey Ma, is THAT the clown?" "No, honey, that's cousin Bobby!" Hilarious!)

Dead Pan The Clown (your guests will have a blast trying to get HIM to laugh!)

Spits When He Talks The Clown (great for a pool party!)

Chain Smoker The Clown (you provide the cigarettes and watch him smoke one right after another!)

Dresses For The Opposite Season The Clown (shorts in the winter, sweater in the summer... this guy is crazy!)

Fly Is Always Down The Clown (you just try telling him ... he'll act like he only speaks french! Joker!!)

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Matchbox Experiment...

Here it is.... by popular demand...my little matchbox experiment...

If i were to ask you how many different items you could fit inside of a matchbox and still be able to open and close it with ease.... how many would you say? 15? 22? 30???
Well, I posed the question one slow Saturday night....and I got 50!

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50 Different Items in a Matchbox
1. a stamp
2. pinch of salt
3. a mirror from a disco ball
4. a Hershey’s Kiss flag
5. a toe nail clipping with green polish
6. the word “sex” from a ladies magazine
7. a dead bug (which died from natural causes)
8. 3 red crayon shavings
9. a golden bobby pin
10. a foil ball
11. a Fender guitar pick
12. a match ( just seemed appropriate)
13. a play dough ball
14. a nail (in which to hang a picture)
15. an entire yellow Post-It note with green writing
16. pinch of glitter
17. a penny from the year 1973
18. a bit of marijuana
19. a piece of a piece of pasta
20. a sliver of maple wood
21. a jigsaw puzzle piece
22. ¼ of a Mento
23. a piece of broken light bulb
24. 3 drops of a white taper candle
25. pink thread
26. pinch of cigarette tobacco
27. the word “waffles”
28. a dust bunny
29. an eyelash with waterproof mascara
30. 4 drops of Palmolive aromatherapy dish soap
31. a piece of a hem of a Disneyland t-shirt
32. a candle wick
33. the definition of the word “small”
34. an earring back
35. a contact lens
36. a used red twisty tie
37. a safety pin
38. the beak of a “Peep” candy
39. a blade of grass
40. a “small made in China” clothing tag
41. a fortune cookie fortune
42. a piece of 14 karat gold
43. a feather
44. a small silver chain
45. a crumb from toast
46. a sugar pill
47. a Valentines Candy heart reading “melt my heart”
48. a scrabble letter “T” (worth 1 point)
49. a leaf from a succulent plant
50. a shoelace aglet

Next Saturday when you find yourself without plans
give it a shot! You will be amazed ...matchboxes are deceptively large!

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Dissapointing Popsicle Sticks...

Dissapointing popsicle sticks... band name or fact?
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