Thursday, March 27, 2008

My little brother...

My little brother will probably be President of the United States someday....even though I won't be able to vote for him ( he is republican)... in the mean time he creates amazing movies and music. My favorite movie of all time is True Romance.... my second favorite movie of all time is
"Frooga Looga Jegga Boppin" ... as seen below....

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter...


For some extra fun this Easter... take a colored maltball (i like yellow) lick it an rub it over your lips...

Beautiful lipstick that is delicious too!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

An Italian Joke...

A little Italian boy enters the confessional.
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads!"

Monday, March 17, 2008

Good News...

Good News!
I just got back from the dentist...and they are finally going to make me queen!!!!!!
I go back in 6 months for my crown...

Saturday, March 15, 2008


I have a problem with's almost a tick...a habit... i wink when the bus boy takes away my dirty dish, when the man sells me a magazine, whenever someone helps me in anyway... it's kinda my way of saying "thank you".
Yesterday i found the worst possible place and time to wink at a stranger. I was going through security at LAX airport (you may see where this is going) i waited in a long line, i watched the security guy taking ids... he was serious...i mean this guy was thorough... he had a kind of light he would shine on the ids to see if they were fake and he was asking a lot of questions... i began to become nervous because i had lost my California drivers license (which happens all of the time... it's just a matter of wearing that outfit again) so i had brought my old Arizona drivers license which i got when i was 16 and doesn't expire until 2044!... nobody believes it because of the distant expiration and the faded picture that no longer resembles my mature features... i finally get up to the guy and he's not having it..."do you have a passport?" "not on me" "any other form of id?" "uhhhh....nope". He takes this big red stamp and slams it against my boarding pass and asks me to step aside. Finally a bunch of security start striping me down...patting me down and one man grabs my id and boarding pass and goes over to a computer. I ask one of the security "is everything ok?" she tells me i am a code 2 security risk... I say "oh, that's good?" Finally i get my clothes and purse back and the man walks up with my boarding pass and id... he hands it to me and says "please proceed to gate 80".... this is when i say thank you.........and wink at him.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008


My New Year's resolutions include the experience of getting a tatoo.... what to get is the question...
This is the tatoo i am thinking about getting.
Not quite so large though and not on my rear end.....


Tuesday, March 4, 2008

What I ate Today...

Woke up at 9am and had a double espresso with a sugar stick, then I had a BLT around 10am... shortly following I had two potato tacos with salsa verde and spanish rice... then a chicken salad sandwhich. At about 3pm I was hungry... so I had potato salad with bacon crumbles, cheese ravioli with roasted atrichokes and bow tie pasta salad with red and yellow bell peppers and marinated yellow, green, and red tomatoes... I drank a coke and a vitamin water... for "lunch dessert" I consumed peach cobbler and a chocolate chip cookie...
When I get off work I look forward to preparing a pizza, having chips and salsa and some refreshing white wine...
Think I'll skip dessert...

Happy Birthday...

I wrote a song that can be sung to friends and enemies alike. It's called "Happy Birthday". This is how it goes...
"Happy Birthday"
(sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday")
Happy Birthday...nobody likes you
Happy Birthday...nobody likes you
Happy Birthday...nobody likes you
Happy Birthday...nobody likes you.